So, no-one told me Lady Victoria Hervey had morphed into Magda from There's Something About Mary? Really, this is just too much - Eurovision is FINISHED Victoria, IT'S OVER, time to re-connect with your feet, invest in some factor 50 pretty damn quick and swot up on the subtleties between the terms ‘cleavage' and ‘chasm'.
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