You are a film goddess, you've snogged Joseph Fiennes, you execute your film roles with an eloquent sensitivity. Plus, you are beautiful in that graceful, regal way that so many celebrities could never hope to emulate, I'm pretty sure that you're a lovely person - and you seem to have a goodly amount of intelligence. All of which made me want hurl my computer across the room when I was presented with this picture.
What is essentially a dress modelled on a toilet plunger with sequins stuck on and teamed with a bit of tubigrip is not, nor ever will be, an acceptable fashion choice for a lady of your standing. And it looks like standing is all you can do here what with your knees bound together with the tubigrip.
By all means, indulge your love of metallics and be bold with your red carpet attire - just please, please be wary of wily glittering lampshades and bodystockings masquerading as clothes in the future.
And because I'm feeling generous I won't even mention the remedial shoes in a fetching shade of nude...
