Exhibits O, A and P...
Really, Hayden? Do you really want to look a little bit ageing politician's wife, a little bit shiny Dynasty throwback and a whole lotta old? Do you REALLY?
I see this and want to burst into a Julie Andrews-style rendition of ‘You are 16 (ok, so 19) going on 159.'
Would it really be so bad to break out a rara skirt every now and then? A cute t-shirt?
Surely there aren't even that many more shades of taupe available?
We're not going to wake up one day and go ‘oh, yes, Hayden Panettiere - that nice middle-aged lady from Heroes'. We know you've hooked up with co-star Milo Ventimiglia and we know that he's a bit older - and isn't that a fine thing. Trying to dress like his mother is not a good way of addressing the age gap, it's just plain weird.
And while we're at it - what's with those poses?
In a world where celebs practically old enough to be eligible for cheap cinema seats barely look a day over 30 (Madge, Demi - you scare me), you would think it might be refreshing to find someone whole-heartedly fast-forwarding the ageing process.
But it's not.
