When I first saw this picture I thought ‘that's funny, because it looks like Katy Perry's wearing a white satin suit'. And then I laughed and tsk-ed to myself because no-one in their right mind would wear a white satin suit unless they were an enthusiastic member of the John Travolta In Saturday Night Fever appreciation society.
And then I remembered it was Katy Perry we were talking about...
There's nothing like the sight of shiny white satin straining across a thigh to give you sore eyes. This outfit is unforgivably white, unforgivably shiny and unforgivably bunched up in the crotch area. Add that to a jacket that is doing it's upmost to be as boxy as it possibly can be and you've got a real humdinger of look on your hands, so much so that even Katy Perry, she of the eyes-on-boob-cups dress , has realised that she'd better turn her sinfully suited back on the paps and hope the view is slightly less tasteless that the front one.
It's not that I've got a thing against women in bad suits - if they're funny. Who can forget Celine Dion and her back-to-front tux, hours of entertainment there, it's making me nostalgic even thinking about it (click here if you need a little refresher. ) But this suit doesn't even have the grace to have an outrageous comedy angle - bad form Katy Perry, bad form.
