Wow. Wearing an article so offensive that the actual wearer is forced to squint and clench fists is a new high. So, what happened here?
Either:
A - A clown had the misfortune to attempt to make Kirsten Dunst smile. She duly ransacked his comedy get-up and wore the resulting ‘item' as both a trophy and a warning to other opportunistic clowns. The canoe shoes would've just looked silly.
Or
B - Kirsten and her stylist had the following conversation:
Stylist: Right then chuckles, what look would you like to go for tonight?
Kristen: I'm feeling...felt. Really thick, furry felt - yards of it. And it must be yellow, the exact same hue as the skin on a bowl of artificial custard.
Stylist: Right-oh - and what form would you like this custard felt vision to take?
Kirsten: A scarf, please. Or a snood. Ooh - a micro-poncho! No, a ruff - A YELLOW SHAKESPEARIAN RUFF - WITH TWO LAYERS - LAYERS THAT DROOP ALMOST DOWN TO MY ELBOWS!! No wait, a cape, TWO CAPES, with poppers or...
Stylist: Heaven, preserve us.
