'I'm like the least virginy virgin ever.'
'I could massage your groin in a non-sexual way?'
'I’m so happy to see you I could murder you.'
'Marnie: What in God's name is this party for?
Shoshanna: I don't know but she told me if I didn't come, she'd gut me like a fish.'
'Everyone's a dumb whore.'
'I may be deflowered but I am not devalued'
'What's better than bathing a pig?'
'I didn't get any sleep last night because Ray only wants to watch old episodes of Ally McBeal all night long.'
BEHIND-THE-SCENES ON OUR GIRLS COVER SHOOT
'What you’re going through is really, really hard. I could not be more proud of you for getting this abortion.'
'Jessa has HPV, like a couple of different strains of it. She says that all adventurous women do.'
'Yeah, well, you weren’t very nice. You hurt me, okay? You hurt my feelings. But I can deal with it because I have my big girl pants on.