Charlie has shaved his head. Marnie think he looks like Mickey Mouse without the ears and its freaking her out. Hannahs scaring Marnie too. Shes looking vampy how A/W12 as shes heading to Adams to impress him. Of course it all goes wrong when her Doc calls to say that shizzle did get through the sides of the condoms and she has HPV its minor Jessa has several strains of it. But still, who gave it to her? Adam says hes been tested. So it must be Hannahs ex Elijah, shes going to meet him and ask.
Jessa is preparing for babysitting in a see-through dress, no less. The kids are cute, and the kids dad is even cuter and the pair end up getting high together and eating the kids snacks. Sooooo Jessa.
Hannah meets Elijah in a bar to confront him on her HPV. Shes worried hell try to sex her but before she can say a word he tells her hes gay (always has been) despite their 2 year relationship. Hannah is mortified - has her life been a lie?? She thinks so. Shes not down for long though as the show ends with Marnie and Hannah having a dance off in her bedroom. Nothing like a dance with your bessie to make the world seem ok again.