Kerry Katona says she believed she was an alien because of her bipolar disorder
Most people suggested that Kerry Katona was under the influence of more worldly forces when she made her infamous slurring GMTV performance that she put down to her bipolar condition.
But now the reality star is saying that the disorder made her feel like an alien... Someone better keep an eye on Robbie Williams, or the famous alien hunter will be right round her house for a gander.
Kerry made the revelation while speaking at the prestigious Oxford Union yesterday, where she was no doubt invited so that all the brainy students could look down there noses at her.
Speaking with husband Mark Croft by her side, she said:
"I sat on the bed and said, ‘Mark, I’m an alien’ — and I really thought I was an alien.
"I didn’t brush my teeth for a week. It’s part of my personality."
Quite what teeth brushing and aliens have in common was not explained...
The star also spoke of her relationship with other reality personalities...
On Jade Goody, she bizarrely said: "The only contact I had with her was when she asked me for a passport to get into Scotland."
A passport to Scotland?
And speaking about her nemesis Jordan, she said she was "fake and superficial".
Mark Croft, with whom she recently split temporarily, was also on the end of a light hearted jibe. When talking about her role in 'The Vagina Monologues', she quipped:
"I had to fake 17 orgasms on stage — I had a lot of practice from being with him!"
Don't be surprised if they have another falling out in the very near future...
Most people suggested that Kerry Katona was under the influence of more worldly forces when she made her infamous slurring GMTV performance that she put down to her bipolar condition.
But now the reality star is saying that the disorder made her feel like an alien... Someone better keep an eye on Robbie Williams, or the famous alien hunter will be right round her house for a gander.
Kerry made the revelation while speaking at the prestigious Oxford Union yesterday, where she was no doubt invited so that all the brainy students could look down there noses at her.
Speaking with husband Mark Croft by her side, she said:
"I sat on the bed and said, ‘Mark, I’m an alien’ — and I really thought I was an alien.
"I didn’t brush my teeth for a week. It’s part of my personality."
Quite what teeth brushing and aliens have in common was not explained...
The star also spoke of her relationship with other reality personalities...
On Jade Goody, she bizarrely said: "The only contact I had with her was when she asked me for a passport to get into Scotland."
A passport to Scotland?
And speaking about her nemesis Jordan, she said she was "fake and superficial".
Mark Croft, with whom she recently split temporarily, was also on the end of a light hearted jibe. When talking about her role in 'The Vagina Monologues', she quipped:
"I had to fake 17 orgasms on stage — I had a lot of practice from being with him!"
Don't be surprised if they have another falling out in the very near future...
