Get out your hankies and send the widow's black dress and veil to the dry cleaners as Johnny Depp finally looks to be taking himself permanently off the market by marrying his long-term partner, Vanessa Paradis.
Sob.
The Hollywood star is reported to be planning to marry his girlfriend of ten years in April at a private ceremony in the chapel of their French estate.
Rumours of marriage resurfaced last month when Johnny bought an expensive ring in Los Angeles.
A source said: "Itll be very private and certainly no press or magazine deals.
"Itll be very close friends and family only, no newcomers even as plus-ones."
The couple, who have been dating for over ten years, have two children together, nine-year-old Lily Rose and five-year-old Jack.
(Begrudging) congratulations!



































