And while we're on the subject of fishwives...
Kerry Katona is apparently booking herself into a boot camp in the hopes of shedding the 2st she has put on in recent months by eating to cope with the stresses of her financial troubles and her on-off relationship with husband Mark Croft.
The 28-year-old mum-of-four had dropped to a size 8 with the help of £15,000 worth of cosmetic surgery and training but has failed to keep the weight off (by eating takeaways most days, apparently).
A source said: "Kerry is so upset. Shes naturally slim but having four kids has taken its toll on her body and she cant eat what she wants any more.
"Shes never had a healthy diet but recently shes been having takeaways nearly every day and it shows.
"Shes had a rough few months with her and Mark splitting up and getting back together. Shes also been low with her bipolar and sleeps a lot.
"So the photos of her looking so out of shape have been the shock that she has needed to make her think about her lifestyle. And shes now hoping a boot camp will force her to eat healthily and exercise.
"She wants to shift a stone in a week."
A stone in a week? These celebs don't do things by half do they.



































