In news that might have saved the fate of a tormented offspring, Spencer Pratt has joked that he would divorce his new wife and Hills co-star Heidi Montag if she becomes pregnant in the near future.
According to his studio bosses at MTV, the 26-year-old is just not ready to start a family:
"What happens if she does [become pregnant]? I told her there's a divorce or adoption. If she's not down with the adoption, I think it's divorce," he said.
"I'm a baby. I'm not prepared. And I'm not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn.
"Heidi is, like, trying to have a baby like it's going to buy a new pair of Louis Vuittons. She's really ready to start this family. She's not playing. And that's what I'm saying - you can't sneak a baby."
Always such a charmer, Spencer - or should that be King Spencer (he recently announced he was legally giving himself that title).



































